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Contract for Deed to be terminated

NOTICE OF CANCELLATION OF CONTRACT FOR DEEDDATED: April 11, 2005TO: OTONIEL URIBE AND ELISA URIBETHIS NOTICE IS TO INFORM YOU THAT BY THIS NOTICE THE SELLER HAS BEGUN PROCEEDNGS UNDER MINNESOTA STATUTES, SECTION 559.21, TO TERMINATE YOUR CONTRACT FOR THE PURCHASE OF YOUR PROPERTY FOR THE REASONS SPECIFIED IN THIS NOTICE. THE CONTRACT WILL TERMINTE 90 DAYS AFTER SERVICE OF THIS NOTICE UPON YOU UNLESS BEFORE THEN:(a) THE PERSON AUTHORIZED IN THIS NOTICE TO RECEIVE PAYMENT RECEIVES FROM YOU: (1) THE AMOUNT THIS NOTICE SAYS YOU OWE; PLUS(2) THE COSTS OF SERVICE (TO BE SENT TO YOU); PLUS(3) $500.00 TO APPLY TO ATTORNEY’S FEES ACTUALLY EXPENDED OR INCURRED; PLUS(4) FOR CONTRACTS EXECUTED ON OR AFTER MAY 1, 1980, ANY ADDITIONAL PAYMENTS BECOMING DUE UNDER THE CONTRACT TO THE SELLER AFTER THIS NOTICE WAS SERVED ON YOU; PLUS(5) FOR CONTRACTS, OTHER THAN EARNEST MONEY CONTRACTS, PURCHASE AGREEMENTS, AND EXERCISED OPTIONS, EXECUTED ON OR AFTER AUGUST 1, 1985, $87.46 (WHICH IS TWO PERCENT OF THE AMOUNT IN DEFAULT AT THE TIME OF SERVICE OTHER THAN THE FINAL BALLOON PAYMENT; ANY TAXES, ASSESSMENTS, MORTGAGES OR PRIOR CONTRACTS THAT ARE ASSUMED BY YOU); OR(b) YOU SECURE FROM A COUNTY OR DISTRICT COURT AN ORDER THAT THE TERMINATION OF THE CONTRACT BE SUSPENDED UNTIL YOUR CLAIMS OR DEFENSES ARE FINALLY DISPOSED OF BY TRIAL, HEARING OR SETTLEMENT. YOUR ACTION MUST SPECIFICALLY STATE THOSE FACTS AND GROUNDS THAT DEMONSTRATE YOUR CLAIMS OR DEFENSES.IF YOU DO NOT DO ONE OR THE OTHER OF THE ABOVE THINGS WITHIN THE TIME PERIOD SPECIFIED IN THIS NOTICE, YOUR CONTRACT WILL TERMINATE AT THE END OF THE PERIOD AND YOU WILL LOSE ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE PAID ON THE CONTRACT; YOU WILL LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO POSESSION OF THE PROPERTY; YOU MAY LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO ASSERT ANY CLAIMS OR DEFENSES THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE; AND YOU WILL BE EVICTED. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS NOTICE, CONTACT AN ATTORNEY IMMEDIATELY. THE PERSON AUTHORIZED TO RECEIVE PAYMENTS PURSUANT TO THIS NOTICE IS: Paul A. Vis Eisma and Eisma 130 E. Main, PO Box 625Luverne, Minnesota 56156 (507)283-4828YOU ARE HEREBY FURTHER NOTIFIED: That default has been made in the conditions of that certain contract, dated January 16, 2004, whereby John Vis and Margie Vis, husband and wife, as vendors sold and agreed to convey to Otoniel Uribe and Elisa Uribe as vendees, the tract of land lying in the County of Rock, State of Minnesota, described as follows, to wit: Lot One (1) in Block Four (4) in the Original Plat of the unincorporated Village of Steen, Minnesota.That the mortgage registration tax on said contract in the sum of $0.00 was paid to the Treasurer of Rock County, Minnesota, on the ___ day of _____, 20___, as evidenced by the Treasurer’s receipt No. N/A; that the conditions of said contract in which said default has been made are as follows, to wit:4. PURCHASE PRICE. Purchaser shall pay to Seller, at the Seller’s residence or as otherwise agreed upon by the Parties, the sum of Nineteen Thousand and No/100 Dollars (19,000.00) as and for the purchase price for the Property, payable as follows: $ 1,000.00 cash herewith, receipt of which is hereby acknowledged;$ 1,$18,000.00 Balance of purchase price payable as follows: In monthly installments of interest and principal of $300.00 commencing the 1st day of February, 2004, and continuing on the 1st day of each and every month thereafter until April 1, 2010, at which time the entire unpaid principal balance and any accrued interest shall become fully due and payable, all with interest computed on the unpaid principal balance from January 16, 2004, at the rate of 7.50% PER ANNUM with each installment applied first to accrued interest and balance, if any to principal according to the herewith attached amortization schedule which is hereby made a part of this contract. PURCHASERS HAVE NOT MADE A MONTHLY PAYMENT ON THE CONTRACT FOR THE PAST 14 MONTHS, WITH A DELINQUENT AMOUNT OF $4,200.00, WITH THE NEXT PAYMENT BEING DUE MAY 1, 2005.6. REAL ESTATE TAXES AND ASSESSMENTS. Seller shall pay, before penalty accrues, 50% of the real estate taxes and installments of special assessments assessed against the Property which are due and payable in the year 2004. Buyer shall pay 50% of the real estate taxes and installments of special assessments assessed against the Property which are due and payable in the year 2004 and all years thereafter. Seller warrants that the real estate taxes and installments of special assessmenst which were due and payable in the years preceding the year in which this contract is dated are paid in full. PURCHASERS DID NOT PAY THE SECOND HALF OF REAL ESTATE TAXES DUE AND PAYABLE IN 2004 IN THE AMOUNT OF $188.00, WITH THE NEXT TAXES BEING DUE MAY 15, 2005. SELLERS PAID THE SECOND HALF OF REAL ESTATE TAXES PAYABLE IN 2004 TO AVOID HAVING THEM BECOME DELINQUENT. 7. PROPERTY INSURANCE.(a) INSURED RISKS AND AMOUNT. Purchaser shall keep all buildings, improvements and fixtures now or later located on or a part of the Property insured against loss by fire, extended coverage perils, vandalism, malicious mischief and, if applicable, steam boiler explosion for at least the amount of the fair and reasonable value of the above-described property. If any of the buildings, improvements or fixtures located in a federally designated flood prone area, and if flood insurance is available for that area, Purchaser shall procure and maintain flood insurance in amounts reasonably satisfactory to Seller. (b) OTHER TERMS. The insurance policy shall contain a loss payable clause in favor of Seller which provides that Seller’s right to recover under the insurance shall not be impaired by any acts or omissions of Purchaser or Seller, and that Seller shall otherwise be afforded all rights and privileges customarily provided a mortgagee under the so-called standard mortgage clause.(c) NOTICE OF DAMAGES. In the event of damage to the Property by fire or other casualty, Purchaser shall promptly give notice of such damage to Seller and the insurance company. PURCHASERS HAVE FAILED TO MAINTAIN INSURANCE COVERAGE ON THE SUBJECT PROPERTY. and that said contract will be canceled and terminated 90 days after the service of this notice upon you unless prior thereto you comply with said conditions of said contract so in default and pay the costs of service of this notice and attorney’s fees* in the amount of $500.00 actually expended or incurred by the undersigned, and the mortgage tax of $0.00 (if paid by vendor).* *See Minn. Stat. 559.21and Chapter 240, 1996 Sessions Laws/s/ Paul A. VisPaul A. Vis, Attorney for the Vendors130 East Main, PO Box 625Luverne, Minnesota(507)283-4828This Instrument Drafted by:Paul A. VisEisma and Eisma130 East Main, PO Box 625Luverne, Minnesota 56156I.D. #297550(4-14, 4-21, 4-28)

Laurence Rockhill

Laurence Keith Rockhill, 84, Rock Rapids, Iowa, died Tuesday, April 19, 2005, at his home. He was the brother of Joy Sprecher of Luverne.Services were Friday, April 21, at United Methodist Church in Rock Rapids. The Rev. Deborah Stowers officiated. Burial was at Riverview Cemetery in Rock Rapids with graveside Masonic rites by Border Lodge No. 409 A.F. and A.M.Laurence Rockhill was born to Leslie and Ruth (Freeman) Rockhill on Sept. 16, 1920, at Larchwood, Iowa. He grew up in the Larchwood area and graduated from Larchwood High School in 1938. In his youth he was known by his nickname "Cap."He married Dorothy Kohrt on July 9, 1945, at United Methodist Church in Rock Rapids. Following their marriage they lived on a farm near Larchwood for a year before moving to a farm east of Rock Rapids, where they farmed until 1950 when they moved to Rock Rapids. He worked for Lyon County Co-op Oil Company driving the bulk oil truck and later worked for Stewart Construction Company as a carpenter. They began farming east of Rock Rapids in 1956. They moved back to Rock Rapids in 1982 while he continued to work at the farm every day. In addition, Mr. Rockhill and Alvin Johnson operated a Christmas tree sales business on his farm for many years. Mr. Rockhill was a life-long member of United Methodist Church and served in several offices in the church and was Sunday School superintendent for many years. He was also a member of the Masonic Lodge and was active in its many offices. He became a Masonic instructor and district lecturer and also served in the Grand Lodge as Senior Grand Warden. He and his wife logged more than 30,000 miles traveling throughout the state of Iowa in service to his fraternity.Survivors include his wife, Dorothy Rockhill, Rock Rapids; three children, Linda (Tom) Nitzschke, Pender, Neb., Brenda (Stan) DeRoo, Cherokee, Iowa, and Doug (Lisa) Rockhill, Rock Rapids; five grandchildren; and three sisters, Lila (Seg) Severson, Ft. Dodge, Iowa, Joy Sprecher, Luverne, and Marilyn (Al) Van Ash, Larchwood. Mr. Rockhill was preceded in death by his parents, a grandson, David Nitzschke, and an infant brother, Donovan.Memorials may be directed to Merrill Pioneer Community Hospital in Rock Rapids. Roste Funeral Home, Rock Rapids, was in charge of arrangements.

Remember when?

10 years ago (1995)
Immigration officials arrested 41 illegal aliens working for IBP. The United States Department of Justice Immigration and Naturalization Service worked with IBP, which inadvertently hired people with fraudulent paperwork.
Matt Ebert, a Hills-Beaver Creek sophomore, won the state speech competition in the great speeches division. Karna Hagen, Luverne, placed third in storytelling, and Nate Opsata, Luverne, placed sixth in extemporaneous speaking.
Luverne Middle School team won the Southwest Spelling Bee. Team members were Danny Antoine, Hannah Dietrich, Kendra Essman, Melissa Oeding and Mary Brandel.25 years ago (1980)
The Magnolia School District is considering tuition charges for students in order to prevent the school from having to merge with another.
IBP workers who had worked for 15 years received certificates of appreciation. They were Leonard Remme, Luverne, Florence Aanenson, Luverne, Harold Frey, Route 1, Kenneth Cauwels, Luverne, Larry DeGroot, Luverne, James Stroh, Route 2, Arthur Klarenbeek, Hardwick, Stanley Hilbrands, Luverne, Martin Rosin, Luverne, Roger Van Roekel, Beaver Creek, and Donald Lange, Adrian.50 years ago (1955)
In Hills, a special meeting of the Village Council was called Monday evening, on the docket, the matter of accepting the resignation of Ray Nelson as Village Clerk and appointing F.A. Nuffer to succeed him.75 years ago (1930)
Raymont and Laymont Baustian purchased the Clemens garage at Beaver Creek.
A Luverne Glider Club, with 22 members, was formed. The Organization elected Nels Jensen as president, Art Myhre, secretary; Herbert Finke, treasurer; Bert Wiggins, chairman; Ed Larson and Herman Krahn, advisory committee; Vernon Holliday, flight officer, and JA. Rolfing, advisor. Gliding is taking the younger generation of the nation by storm.100 years ago (1905)
Ray Nutting and Will Rober were arrested under the ordinance regulating fast driving, which provides that the maximum speed shall not exceed eight miles an hour. The boys were riding their ponies on Main Street. Upon being arraigned before Justice Reynolds both boys were fined $5.
Dr. A.E. Spalding has awarded the contract for the construction of his new hospital building to P.N. Gillham.

SRDC budget hearing set for May 12

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICEThe Southwest Regional Development Commission (SRDC) will hold a public hearing on its budget for fiscal year 2006 (July 1, 2005, through June 30, 2006) on Thursday, May 12, 2005, at the Blue Mound Banquet and Meeting Center, 401 West Hatting Street, Luverne, MN. The Hearing will begin at 5:30 p.m. and continue until all persons wishing to offer testimony have been heard. Copies of the proposed budget may be obtained at the Southwest Regional Development Commission Office, 2401 Broadway Avenue, Slayton, Minnesota. Copies of the proposed budget are also on file with each county auditor, county coordinator, city clerk, and township clerk in Region 8. (4-28)

City Board of Review meets May 10

NOTICE OF BOARD OF REVIEW FOR THECITY OF LUVERNEThe Board of Review of the City of Luverne will meet on Tuesday, the 10th day of May, 2005, in the Council Chambers of City Hall, 203 E. Main Street-2nd floor, starting at 4:00 P.M. to 4:30 P.M. Property owners who wish to appeal the valuation or classification of their property are hereby notified to appear at this meeting. The Board of Review cannot act on current year property taxes. They can only act on the valuation or classification of property for the 2005 assessment year for property taxes to be paid in 2006. MARIANNE PERKINSCITY CLERK(4-28)

City pickup truck bids

REQUEST FOR BIDS INVITATION AND INSTRUCTIONS TO BIDDERS FOR TWO (2) PICKUP TRUCKSSealed bids will be received by the City of Luverne in the Council Chambers of City Hall, 203 E. Main Street, Luverne, MN, on the 10th day of May, 2005, until 10:00 AM D.S.T. at which time they will be publicly opened and read for the furnishing and delivery of two (2) 2005 Pickup Trucks. Specifications for the Pickup Trucks can be obtained from the City Administrator’s Office at City Hall, 203 E. Main St., Luverne, MN.The City of Luverne reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Each bid envelope shall be clearly marked "Pickup Truck Bid" and addressed to: City Administrator City of Luverne P O Box 659 Luverne, MN 56156-0659(4-28)

Did you hear?

RadioShack is taking a look at LuverneAccording to a recent e-mail sent out to Luverne Chamber members from Dave Smith, RadioShack is interested in selling their products in Luverne.Bill Bartels, Select Marketing Manager for RadioShack, will be in Luverne on Thursday, May 12, to see if any Luverne retailers are interested in adding a RadioShack dealership to their existing operation.Anyone interested in the opportunity can contact Bartels at @ 262-662-2855.Do you know an ‘Outstanding Senior Citizen’?Nominations are now being accepted for this year’s Outstanding Senior Citizens.One man and one woman age 70 or over by August 1 will be selected as the 2005 Outstanding Senior Citizens.The selection committee looks for those whose community involvement serves as an example to others in the county.The two will be honored at a special luncheon at the Rock County Fair on July 30, 2005.The Outstanding Senior Citizens will receive special certificates of commendation from the Governor, and their names will be submitted to the Minnesota Board on Aging to be considered for the statewide honor.If you would like to nominate someone for the county award, you can obtain official nomination blanks by writing Carol Wulf, P.O. Box 715, Luverne, MN 56156 or phoning 507-283-5070.Judging will be based on the number and variety of contributions nominees have made to their communities after age 65.Deadline for nominations is July 20.What’s it take to be a mentor?If you ever thought you might like to be a mentor to a child but don’t know what is involved, a meeting has been set to answer your questions.Big Buddies of Luverne will be having an informational meeting for community members from 1:00 to 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, May 3, at the Rock County Extension Office located in the Senior Citizen Center west of the Post Office. If you are unable to attend the meeting but would like more information, contact Amy Chartier at 283-1302. Did you turn off the TV?It’s that time of the year when crusaders are out to get you to turn off your TV.Frank Vespe is the executive director of the TV Turnoff Network. The TV-Turnoff Week is the group’s annual event where they try to get Americans to watch less TV for one week.Vespe says there are many ways to get news and information, and most are far superior to television.Of course those of us at the Star Herald are convinced newspapers are the way to go.According to Vespe, participants often tell him they feel out-of-sorts at the start of the week but say they usually "get into the rhythm of the week" and get back to doing things they thought they no longer had time for.Publisher Roger Tollefson can be reached by e-mail at tolly@star-herald.com

Room with a view

Worthless TV or not, a little time on the couchis OK once in a whileI spent Monday night following a murder investigation involving three shooters. The death was ultimately caused by a bullet that ricocheted into the victim’s brain. So much for observing TV Turn-off Week.Most people are like me — their living rooms are centered on the electronic box that streams a bluish strobing light and very little value. But even so, I’m not really advocating turning off the TV for any particular week of the year. Sure, I think it should be off during family meals, when it’s time for an uninterrupted conversation or for a peaceful rest. Other than that, I don’t mind having it on. I’m not alone either: 283 million Americans feel they can’t last the week without their TV fix.It’s not that I couldn’t handle it, but I don’t see the harm in television that a lot of Turn-Off advocates do. I guess you could say I am an advocate of moderate viewing.I realize that watching television promotes obesity (by being the only activity second to sleeping that requires the least amount of calories.) Excessive TV viewing also encourages violence, as proven in a 32-year study, and reduces reading performance. It probably encourages lower self-esteem in women because most on TV are perfect.But without TV, a couple of my co-workers wouldn’t be able to argue over various national sports figures they see on television broadcasts. And how many of us looked forward to discussing "Seinfeld" episodes every Friday morning throughout the 1990s?I realize people with children have different issues: even kids’ programming is full of foul language, disrespect for elders, mischievous behavior and just plain shallow ideals.One Web site in favor of TV-Turn-Off Week offered these quotes from children who experienced a week without TV."I had a great time, and my only question is: If this is so great, why don't we turn off the TV for the other 51 weeks of the year?" — Benjamin Loxley, second-grader, Lewisboro, New Jersey"I really didn't like TV-Turnoff Week except I did notice that my grades went up and I was in a good mood all week." — Drew Henderson, second-grader, Donora, Pennsylvania.Even for us adults who don’t have attention span issues and who aren’t suckered into products through commercials, watching TV is still a big time waster. But I waste just as much time lying in bed daydreaming as I do wasting time in front of the TV. What about time on the phone or computer? Reading isn’t that much different from watching TV in the way that it stops me from doing housework or other "useful" activities, too. I just figure we are all owed a little wasted time in our days. Productivity isn’t meant for every waking moment (unless you’re my mother, and in that case I send out apologies for my behavior).Without TV, I wouldn’t have just learned that crabbing is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world and I wouldn’t have been able to get teary-eyed over a romance that would have taken me two weeks to read. TV inspired me to play "Little House on the Prairie" and detective games with my sisters when I was little. … But then again, it also made me beg for toys my parents couldn’t afford and showed my big sister how to karate kick me across the yard.So, even though I am not endorsing all this TV-Turn-Off business, I still think moderation is the moral of this episode of "Room with a View." Enjoy "The Simpsons," "Sesame Street," "Everybody Loves Raymond," or "Forensic Files." Just give your eyes a break and don’t let too much of your time be absorbed into that electric box in your living room.

From the sidelines

When it comes to the Minnesota Vikings, I’m a passionate man.I’ve been a big backer of the purple and gold for as long as I can remember, and my devotion to the team is something that I can proudly say has rubbed off on every member of my family.It was a tough sell at first, but I consider one of my biggest conquests to be converting my wife (Astrid) of 11 years into a die-hard Vikings fan."What do you watch those losers for, anyway," she said, early in our marriage.Then, with one trip to the dome for a Sunday night game against the Philadelphia Eagles, a Minnesota victory turned my skeptical partner around. She now wears Viking purple every Sunday during the football season, and taking her to a home game every year has become an autumn ritual.Brain-washing the children was easier.All we had to do was buy a couple of Randy Moss jerseys, and our 11 year old was hooked. Nick might try to tell a different story, but the tears that fell from his eyes were real when the Vikings lost the NFC North Division championship to the Green Bay Packers last Christmas Eve.As far as our 3-year-old goes, she had no choice in the matter of becoming a Minnesota football fan. Melanie was wearing a Vikings sleeper before she turned 1, and she now dons a Daunte Culpepper jersey every game day. Behind the instruction of my converted wife, the girl knows every word of the Vikings’ fight song, and I’ve heard her reciting it at times in the middle of the night.My family is devoted to the Vikings 100 percent, but the problem is convincing myself that Minnesota will fare any better on the field in 2005 than it has in recent years.Sure, they have brought some experience to the defense by signing free agents Darren Sharper, Fred Smoot, Pat Williams and Sam Cowert, but I doubt trading Moss to Oakland (the deal included Minnesota acquiring linebacker Napolean Harris) was the right thing to do.I admit some of his antics were immature and boorish, but the fact remains that Moss is the most dangerous offensive weapon in the game today.With him, we fielded an offensive team that could score points from anywhere on the field. Without him, I think we’ll be an average offensive team at best. We were 4-1 when Moss went down with a serious hamstring injury in New Orleans last season, and we were 6-4 when he returned from the injury.Other than being fast, I don’t know anything about Troy Williamson, the South Carolina wide receiver Minnesota drafted with the seventh pick they received from Oakland in the Moss deal. All of the so-called experts say Williamson will be a deep threat in the NFL, but that remains to be seen.The fact is, Moss is a proven deep threat who also made plays with great hands and outstanding jumping ability. In my opinion Moss made a mistake-prone quarterback in Daunte Culpepper (his record as a starting quarterback the last four seasons is 26-33) look good.I’m also concerned with how our new defense will perform next fall. With a projected six new starters (seven, if first-round pick Erasmus James cracks the starting lineup) on the defensive side of the ball, I can’t imagine team continuity was at the top of the organization’s wish list during the off-season.Whenever an area high school team loses a lot of players to graduation, the coach always says it will take time for the team to jell. If that’s true, how can someone expect Minnesota’s defense to operate like a cohesive unit with more than one-half of the starters entering a new system led by unfamiliar coaches.Don’t take this the wrong way, because my loyalty to the Minnesota Vikings will not be compromised this fall.My wife and I are planning to take in the Sept. 27 home game against New Orleans, and nothing would make us enjoy the weekend more than a victory for the purple and gold.But, as a Vikings fan for years, I’ve experienced my share of disappointments while following this team. And when I heard the so-called experts say the Vikings are the favorite to win the NFC North and will be a trendy pick to reach the super bowl, all I could to is shake my head in disbelief.

Letters from the farm

Taking a cue from an increasing number of U.S. companies, many families are now outsourcing their parental responsibilities. However, rather than shipping off their children to be raised in third world countries, they are hiring coaches to come into their homes and teach their children everything from table manners to baseball pitching skills. A columnist in The Wall Street Journal recently reported that children specialists can "assist with everything from potty-training your toddler to getting your teenage daughter to agree to a passably modest prom dress." This should be wonderful news for any parent reluctant to send a daughter off into the night looking like a streetwalker. Parents who are too busy with their careers can now hire someone to teach kids to ride bikes for $60 an hour or someone else to calm down a fussy baby. Toilet training sessions begin at $185 an hour and — this is no joke — a parent coach can teach any parent how to say "no" for about $75 an hour. Outsourcing childcare can be a win-win situation. If the kids don’t turn out to be socially acceptable when they’re older, the so-called experts can always be blamed. We would have parenthood without the guilt. We would never have to ask ourselves, "Where did we go wrong?" or "Do you think this behavior could come from your side of the family?" Critics of outsourcing might wonder what will be left for parents to do with their children. With most of the parenting responsibilities delegated to paid experts, there would be little more than dressing the children and showing them off to visitors. Proponents of the plan might argue that outsourcing is not enough for truly busy parents. Why should they waste valuable time, much better spent at work, performing the mundane, often unappreciated tasks required of parents? Those tasks might be alleviated with a service offering "Rent a Kid." "Rent a Kid" would eliminate the need for maternity leaves from work and even childbirth itself. However, if a working couple should feel compelled for some strange reason to take a kid to a movie, a simple phone call to "Rent a Kid" would provide the perfect solution. After reciting a credit card number, the temporary parents would only have to specify gender, age and event-appropriate clothing. The agency might also have to know the location of the movie theater for drop-off and pick-up purposes. "Rent a Kid" services would eliminate the need to hire and feed babysitters. There would be no costly education expenses and no bills from pediatricians or orthodontists. Paying for baby teeth left under pillows and lighting increasing numbers of candles on birthday cakes would be the concerns of unfortunate parents unable to rent their own children. It will no longer be necessary to stop doing the important work you brought home from the office in order to kiss a child’s bruise, cut or scrape and make it better. You won’t find tell-tale spit-up marks on the shoulders of your power suits at work. You will never have to read the cooking directions on a box of macaroni and cheese and you won’t have to pretend to be excited about bouquets of dandelions in the spring. Your house will be cleaner and your schedule more organized than anyone else’s. All a working person really needs to project an occasional parental image is a "Rent a Kid" for use as a social prop or "‘show and tell" every once in a while.

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