Letter to the Editor
To the Editor:
Hallelujah! I see our politicians in Washington are investigating the Russians.
I know that over the last few years the Russians have been regarded as saints, but now we are going to definitively find out for sure if they are or are not. I wait breathlessly.
I don’t know about you, but I’m sure that after a few years of investigation, and tens of millions of dollars spent, our politicians will, in fact, find out that the Russians might not be saints!
They will then say, “Aha! We found out that you are unsaintly. Please refrain from this type of behavior as we move forward together.”
Problem solved. Lead on, Washington. Let’s give our politicians a raise.